Embarrassing, Right?

Hello my friends, you're probably wondering what I'm going to tell you today. No? Too bad!! I'm going to tell you some secrets! Gasp! Don't worry, there's none about you, just me. Actually, it's more like confessions not secrets. Let's hope this doesn't turn into a disaster....

• I always go to sleep with a smile on my face. It's impossible for me not to smile when I go to sleep.
• When I get cold, and I happen to be in a bathroom, I stand under the automatic hand dryers.
• I used to keep my pocket knife under my pillow when I was younger. Honestly, I have no idea why I did.
• My dad is a Vampire.... Save me... 
• My sister is a Werewolf.... Yes, my family is odd... I'm pretty positive I'm adopted.
• I can trip up AND down stairs. I'm very talented.
• Snakes don't scare me at all and I hold one almost everyday. His name is Sir Fluffy.
• Justin Beiber can go die for all I care.
• I quote "She's the Man" daily. If not out loud, then in my head.
• I'm very talkative. Weird, I know.
• I wish I had a pet Llama. Who doesn't?
• After watching Phantom of the Opera, I hate standing in front of my full length mirror in my room.
• Halloween is my favorite holiday.
• I honestly forgot what I was going to write..
• I don't have a favorite genre of music. I hate rap and screamo.
• Zombies kind of fascinate me.... Almost anything and everything scary scares me, besides zombies. Don't ask why. They just don't.
• I'm sitting next to one of my best friends... She has pictures of some cute guys that she's looking at... You know who you are.
• I'm a ninja... and a secret agent.... Not really, that's a lie. Don't trust the text!
• My nickname from my family is Annie Oakley. Don't get me mad when I have a gun. (;
• I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.
• I am very picky when it comes to my favorite color, it has the be the exact color.
• Me and my sister speak in fluent monkey to each other.
• I cried during Dear John.
• I'm in class right now.... Don't worry, I'm not getting in trouble. Crap....
• I don't have a "crush" on anyone at the moment and I don't care to. Sorry if you thought I had a crush on you. I don't.
• Spongebob has made me love spatulas even more.
• I have had a camera that went suicidal on me...
• I don't think I should share anymore with you... You're probably asleep anyways. 
• But I will, I feel naked when I don't wear a ring on my right ring finger.
• My friend and I made up a word today - Shwacket. It's a mix between a sweater and a jacket. And I'm wearing one right now.
• I have an uncontrollable love for huts.
• Today, I feel like a mute.
• I freaking love "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". 
• I feel awesome when I walk around in a forest with bow and arrows. I love it. 
• When I walk home, I have my music full blast... Sometimes I get worried people driving can hear it too..
• If there's no milk in heaven, I'm not going.

I think that's enough... Don't worry, I'm ready for the weird looks in the halls. (: Good day!!